Dear Mouse who pooped on Ken's phone,
Please leave our house. I don't like you, in fact, I'm terrified of you. There are like 20 cats that hang out around our neighborhood, so I'm telling you to leave for your own good. It's only a matter of time. I have dealt with your kind before and it was not pretty. We can handle this amicably if you just get out, but if you poop again, we will retaliate. I'm not playing.